The New Golden Age of America?

Do you think that Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie & friends represent "New America" and that we are experiencing a new golden age of American prosperity? Do you also agree that Rachel Zoe has singlehandedly brought back style, glamour, elegance, and prestige back to America? I for one feel that America is experiencing a powerful surge of cultural enlightenment. Paris, Linz, and Nicole, with the help of the fabulous Rachel Z., have banished obese cows such as Beyonce and Shakira from injecting the "healthy" look into the minds of American girls. In truth, we live in an ignorant world where the fine line between obesity and health is blurred. Finally, fellow Americans, we may rejoice in our victory! America has become chic and great again!